why is the sun being held up by earth?  it’s link a marble trying to mug a basket ball.

Am I overthinking a t-shirt gag?

You see?  Beavers.  They build dams.  But not that bever, cause he doesn’t give a damn.

Big shoes?

Mine’s the Sun, it’s like the King of Planets

He would vote for you

it’s funny, cause that’s a wedge of cheese.

Perfect for wearing around your college campus your freshman year.

It’s like a game of horse, but played by a horse.  So it’s a game of human instead.

Yet again, I have no clue wtf this is about.

The shirt says Greece.

You see, it’s upside down because you’ll be upside down doing a keg stand, and then everyone will be able to read it.  But how long will they be able to read it?  Only you ability to do a 120 second keg stand will help them out.